Chicken Lives 10 days with no Head

 

^{By Richard Rajotte}

People in Thailand were astounded when a chicken lived for over 10 days without a head. While we Americans are able to boast of hundreds if not thousands of brainless liberals, they at least have a head on their shoulders, just not much inside. This feathered fowl was literally headless while our lefties are literally foul and figuratively headless. The headless chicken was found in the Ratchaburi Province in central Thailand by Supakadee Arun Thong, a veternarian. She knows not how it lost its head, although she suspected it had been attacked by some predatory creature. Our American fouls in many cases are attacked by predatory teachers. The vet gave it antibiotics to prevent its wound from getting infected and fed it by dropping food down its neck. News of the amazing chicken spread and it ended up on Thai TV. Despite being headless the bird survived due to the fact that a chickens brain is at an angle meaning that if their head is chopped off high enough on their neck the rear part of their brain survives. It is this part of a chicken’s brain that controls life support. Perhaps we should feed some of our liberals to Jihadis and see what happens. . . or perhaps not.