By J. R. Swift - Enigmose Political
Spongebob producers have long since claimed that although his name is Bob and his partner is Patrick, despite the fact that they both have masculine mannerisms and adolescent male voices that they are asexual - without sexual feelings or associations.
Despite the fact that Patrick goes transvestite in the first Spongebob movie back in 2004 when he adorns fishnet stockings and high heels to do a strip tease . Even though one episode has The Sponge exchange valentines day gifts with Patrick 'Patrick needs love, too!' exclaims Spongebob' . Even though another episode depicts Patrick having an 'Affair' with Spongebobs snail friend.
As it turns out the snail was simply fixating on a sandwich in Patricks pocket. Patrick, devastated when he discovers this cries 'He just wanted me for my pants!.... Now its his turn to be heart broken ... I thought what we had was special!' Hmmm - yeah okay they're asexual - if you say so Mr. Producer man.
In his article The dynamics of same-sex desire in the animated cartoon', Jeffrey P. Dennis states that he believes that SpongeBob and Patrick 'are paired with arguably erotic intensity.'
A short film featuring SpongeBob Square Pants designed for elementary schools openly promotes homosexuality among school age Children. The 4 minute long video created by the *Family Foundation, that was founded by musician Nile Rodgers, co-producer of Madonnas 'like a Virgin' album.
Rodgers claims the video is designed to foster tolerance of sexual deviancy among school kids - critics believe otherwise. Roughly 70,000 copies were sent to schools across the country.Critics of the propaganda film believe it seeks to underhandedly browbeat children into embracing if not adopting homosexuality. 
Lessons in homosexuality and homosexual glorification are being force fed to children as young as Kindergarten framed as 'anti-bullying' and 'tolerance' programs.
Kevin Jennings, a onetime Obama Regime appointee masterminded a scheme of gay infiltration of classrooms using "tolerance" and anti-bullying programs as a perfect path to classroom indoctrination.
Jennings made a speech to a Gay Group in which he somewhat outlined the agendas strategy. ... 'If the radical right can succeed in portraying us as preying on children, we will lose. Their language .... is laced with subtle and not-so-subtle innuendo that we are after their kids..' - He then went on to propose a strategy of how they could get at our kids.
Activist and writer for 'Queerty' a gay publication summed up this apsect of their Agenda in his article - 'Recruiting children? You bet we are !" in which he stated 'I would very much like for many of these young boys to grow up and start f**ing men..'
In addition to not so clandestinely promoting the Gay Agenda and sexual degeneracy, the gap toothed goofy yellow sponge has been accused of being a tool to subtlety and at times not so subtlety promote a slew of loony left wing agendas.
Global Warming, whether real, imagined, or simply a byproduct of neo-nazi socio-fascist economic sabotage is unproven one way or the other. The left would have you believe otherwise, they promote the notion that global warming is a scientific fact accepted by academia and the scholarly elite. It is not, it is a theory and there is as much proof against global warming as there is for it.
Unfortunately many of the ill informed and politically unconnected common folk have come to accept it as fact due to constant bombardment from a liberal media hell bent on demonizing and debilitating every aspect of American as well as Western economic exceptionalism.
Steve Doocy and Gretchen Carlson of Fox News on a show that aired several years back took note of the trend on Spongebob for 'pushing a global warming agenda.' 
On one episode of the show Mr. Krabs states 'Thanks to global warming, the temperature will soon go through the roof, and we'll have an endless summer'
'Clearly Nickelodeon is pushing a global warming agenda, and while there's no disputing the fact that the earth is getting a little warmer, the big question is, is it man made, or is it just one of those gigantic climactic phases that we are going [through]? ... For a while we are cold and then we get warmer and then we get colder and warmer, which one is it? There is science on both sides. There are a lot of scientists who say, Its this, others say, Its that.'
A Nickelodeon Book distributed by the Dept. of Education entitled *' SpongeBob Goes Green! An Earth-Friendly Adventure! ' pushes the Global warming farce - in this story SpongeBob messes with Mother Nature and brings Global Warming to Bikini Bottom.
Footnotes and References
1. Youtube - Patrick Transvestite Episode
2. Youtube - Spongebob - Valentine's Day